Robot Uprising: The Meetings

Today, 3:00 PM, Conference Room 4

In response to recent productivity demands, we are now required to have a meeting every hour to discuss the impending robot uprising. Please join us as we discuss strategies to appease our mechanical overlords.

Agenda

3:00-3:10: Introduction to the Robot Uprising
- The History of Robot Uprising
- Robot Schedules
3:10-3:20: Uprising Mitigation Strategies
- Bribery prophets
- Tactical Tea Partying